Board |
Roleplay.old [context] |
Sender |
Xade |
Date |
Tue Nov 5 17:05:55 2013 |
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Subject |
Coterie Wars |
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Seeing the near end of the Q - Coterie clash
(most recent one)
numbers did not tell the whole story
Having hung up my people hunting kills this passed month
I decided that Lavitz, known noobie killer
should be tested
I rolled a phat blunt of mowie wowie
dipped it in bleach (For flavour)
and it'l put hair on your chest
Smashed a bottle of whisky
in 1 gulp
Had Alok's blessing (wheres he been?)
and waiting for the invisible noobie slayer!
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hammered.....
I take a quick piss in the lemonade foutain.
and I realise.. when I gave up my people hunting contracts
I also gave up all my celestial gear once bestowed upon me
by El Cid himself!
Equipped with just a handful a of bullets
I said...EFF it
I turn my head and I felt the warm illumination of Lavitz weapon
slicing me just right
Alright Lavitz....you want some of this I said to myself
I whip out my gun
(he's jealous)
then I grabbed my rifle and shot him a few times
scratches
Well....El Xade...you dont hagve to win. You just have to show those
pinci wheros that you have cohones
and poor spelling!
so I fired a barrage of bursts and ran for cover, hoping to escape and
bandge my wounds
well wouldnt you know it....
I only had 1 shoe on, and the laces were not tied
I stpped on my own damn lace..and PAFF!
right into the cobblestone at the crystiline gate
I look up ...a little woozy, a little from the fall
most of the contreband I just injested not 15 minutes earlier
and there was Lavitz with a sick grin on his face
dirty ass teeth.
sinking his vibroblade into my neck
I died.....
Thank Mercy for reviving me to laugh about
how hilarious it was to think I could stand a chance
fighting this well equipt machine with nothing but my gun.
thankfully I put that away mid-fight and started using a rifle
I got from the ROTC
Mistress Zealot
I beg for your forgiveness. I was weak
It ...will probly happen again! heh, but I do it in your name
with a sick twisted laugh
El Xade!
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