Board Roleplay.old [context]
Sender Xade
Date Tue Nov 5 17:05:55 2013
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Subject Coterie Wars
Seeing the near end of the Q - Coterie clash (most recent one) numbers did not tell the whole story Having hung up my people hunting kills this passed month I decided that Lavitz, known noobie killer should be tested I rolled a phat blunt of mowie wowie dipped it in bleach (For flavour) and it'l put hair on your chest Smashed a bottle of whisky in 1 gulp Had Alok's blessing (wheres he been?) and waiting for the invisible noobie slayer! u w w se hammered..... I take a quick piss in the lemonade foutain. and I realise.. when I gave up my people hunting contracts I also gave up all my celestial gear once bestowed upon me by El Cid himself! Equipped with just a handful a of bullets I said...EFF it I turn my head and I felt the warm illumination of Lavitz weapon slicing me just right Alright Lavitz....you want some of this I said to myself I whip out my gun (he's jealous) then I grabbed my rifle and shot him a few times scratches Well....El Xade...you dont hagve to win. You just have to show those pinci wheros that you have cohones and poor spelling! so I fired a barrage of bursts and ran for cover, hoping to escape and bandge my wounds well wouldnt you know it.... I only had 1 shoe on, and the laces were not tied I stpped on my own damn lace..and PAFF! right into the cobblestone at the crystiline gate I look up ...a little woozy, a little from the fall most of the contreband I just injested not 15 minutes earlier and there was Lavitz with a sick grin on his face dirty ass teeth. sinking his vibroblade into my neck I died..... Thank Mercy for reviving me to laugh about how hilarious it was to think I could stand a chance fighting this well equipt machine with nothing but my gun. thankfully I put that away mid-fight and started using a rifle I got from the ROTC Mistress Zealot I beg for your forgiveness. I was weak It ...will probly happen again! heh, but I do it in your name with a sick twisted laugh El Xade!