| Board | Quest.old [context] |
|---|---|
| Sender | Tomjo |
| Date | Thu Feb 5 20:41:03 2015 |
| To | all |
| Subject | Valentine's Day Quest |
| 50 Shades of Vomit Prelude: Misty Eris was a mysterious lady, making herself avail to the singles of the realm. Female, male, Misty Eris did not select either or, playing the game of sensuality with all willing to participate. As the day of love approached, Misty Eris graced a single person to spend the day with, wining and dining, and (if Cupid's arrow was not to be denied) 69ing... The Preparation: Flowers from the Garden of Gaea, silks from the Harems of New Thalos, dry aged prime rib steaks from Aurochs, table setting in the mighty tree of the Mrems all to be engulfed by perfect lightning, compliments of a full moon. The Date: Misty Eris arrived at the Great Tree at 6:00 PM. The chill of the air helped make her dress be even more so titillating. In a classic Misty Eris' move, she played and flirted in sensual ways with her food. By 7:00 PM Wine and champagne is consumed in quantity, vision is softened and inhibitions plied away by each sip of alcohol. 8:00 PM, the moon is beginning its great ascent into the sky, bathing the Tree in luxurious soft light seen throughout the realm. The Downfall: Misty Eris forgot that no one nor nothing is invisible to the power of the moon's beams. Character traits no wait, they are clearly character flaws... begin to appear. The demured lines of her neck begin to break way to show a rocky outcropping of an adam's apple. Her delicate hands have the texture and hair of a lumberjack's forearm. The shimmer of the dress, betrayed by the dangling of balls... Wait what the !@^&?!? Mystery Revealed: Misty Eris, responds to the confusion... Did you not know? Giggling, My name is Ms. Transexual Eris. |
