Board General.old [context]
Sender DarkLord
Date Sat Feb 4 02:55:17 2012
To all
Subject One Thousandth Behead
Pretty funny who it ended up being. Talking Heads Usually this room is packed, but being a rest day and the topic being of little interest to most of the usual attendees, it is almost empty. Even the CEO seems to have absented himself. Currently, they are debating increasing the Solar Shade launched last year to lower sea level. [Exits: east] A round table with many unoccupied places is here. Rakelle is here, arguing loudly with Mike. Michael Mierzwa is here arguing with Rakelle again. [TARGET] Tofer Erisai listens attentively to the argument and smirks. Tofer Erisai is here! Your backstab does BLASPHEMOUS things to Tofer Erisai! Your backstab does BLASPHEMOUS things to Tofer Erisai! You sneak up behind Tofer Erisai, and slash his throat! Tofer Erisai's severed head plops on the ground. Your BEHEADING does INCONCEIVABLE things to Tofer Erisai! Tofer Erisai is DEAD!! You have almost completed your QUEST! Return to the questmaster before your time runs out! You hear Tofer Erisai's death cry. You get 2347 silver coins and 30 gold coins from the corpse of Tofer Erisai. -=Behead Count=- 905 Beheads: 95 May a thousand more heads talk amongst each other before they inevitably roll off my blades.