| Board | General.old [context] |
|---|---|
| Sender | Astark |
| Date | Fri Aug 8 06:11:57 2014 |
| To | all |
| Subject | one of the funniest parts of the office |
| Jim Halpert: [after he's been given a demerit] Like, what does a demerit mean? Dwight Schrute: Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those. Jim Halpert: Lay it on me. Dwight Schrute: Three demerits, and you'll receive a citation. Jim Halpert: Now, that sounds serious. Dwight Schrute: Oh, it is serious. Five citations, and you're looking at a violation. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior. Jim Halpert: Which would be me. Dwight Schrute: That is correct. Jim Halpert: Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full dessaggelation. Dwight Schrute: What's a dis... What's that? Jim Halpert: Oh, you don't want to know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fugGUgvtbO4 |
