Board Roleplay.old [context]
Sender Astark
Date Fri Jan 18 16:31:03 2013
To all
Subject Aarchon Anecdote Authority
Many years have passed since {mParadigm{x closed its doors, but the company has been far from dormant. Representatives of the immortal staff have been meeting weekly with {mParadigm's{x top Lawyers and Public Relations officials in Bastion's Chambers of the Senate. {mParadigm's{x flunkies have argued that we are not allowed to share any of the information on how their technology worked, while we have argued that since the corporation had dissolved, their patents were null and void. Alas, after fighting years of bribery and dealing with Sir Lancelot's petty attempts of defense through case law, the courts have ruled in our favor. After the ruling had been announced, Hymdal was interviewed outside of the Chambers of the Senate. His statement for the papers was "{wThe next {mParadigm {wlawyer that steps into my Chambers will be shot on sight.{x" For any of you old {mParadigm{x stragglers out there, make sure you hide your ID cards before heading his direction. Now that {mParadigm's{x monopoly has ended, and with the court's approval, the immortal staff is proud to announce that we will be starting a bi-weekly newspaper for the denizens of Aarchon. Each column will feature an article debunking the myths and legends that {mParadigm{x has spread throughout the realm over the past decade. If you have a question about how something works, or whether something is fact or fiction, please send correspondence to the immortals on the personal board. Make sure you use the subject "{YAarchon Anecdote Authority{x" OOC - We'll start answering more questions about math, game mechanics, and formulas. If you've heard something and want to know if it's accurate, send it to us.